The start of a nice night at home...

The wife is out tonight for a while. I've hopped into bed for a lengthy porn browsing and masturbation session. I'll be browsing and stroking myself for at least a few hours before I decide to cum with magnificent pleasure and grunting, but when I do I don't like to get back out of bed to clean up, so I've selected a really nice soft pair of socks. They hold a considerable amount of jizz, are good for several masturbation sessions and feel really great on my cock once my night ends it fiercely pounding my cock while I think of all the women I've been looking up online. I'm going to start by checking out Katy Perry pics and videos, then make my want to my sex.com profile. I'll probably create new board for her, because I haven't archived any of her pictures there yet, which is strange because she's so damn hot. If I make it past Katy and pictures on sex.com I'll probably review some of my old content on this blog. I remember posting some great material.

Masturbate with coconut oil

So, I'm not sure when I discovered this but some time within the last year or so I discovered that masturbating with coconut oil is fucking fantastic. We started using it for a lot of things like cooking oil, moisturizing cream, etc because of it's health benefits. We buy a large bottle of organic coconut oil from Costco, then separate it into smaller contains, one for the kitchen, one for the bathroom. I decided to try using it during one of my masturbatory sessions. It warms up in your hand and gets quite liquid, so I just get lots in my hand, and rub it all over my cock and balls. With it, the sensation is so much greater, I can pound my cock for longer and I can do it harder and firmer. Not to mention that by the end of my session I can ejaculate the length of the bathroom depending on how firm I've been squeezing my shaft while pumping. I wish I knew when I discovered this, and I wish even more I remembered who I was thinking about during that maiden masturbation session with coconut oil. It was either a friends wife, my wife, or a hot celebrity. Trying to remember is actually giving me an erection right now! Time to check out some porn, then head up to the bathroom.

I masturbated to a Cloverdale paint advertisement!

So I was reading through the newspaper last weekend and came across this advertisement for Cloverdale Paint.  Love it!  Obviously because of my jeans fetish this ad got my juices flowing.  Even writing about it right now gives my some sweet tingling up my shaft.  So what was I to do that saturday morning, but fold the full page ad in half (so as not to see the dude), and jerk off all over it.  I really think this girl looks great in those jeans, and I love seeing women kneeling in this pose.  Really sexy!  With picture really appealing to my tastes, I absolutely covered the her in my cream!

She looks so hot kneeling in those jeans!

Hottest woman eer?

Well, I think "The hottest woman ever" might be a bit of a stretch, but this girl is pretty damn hot. Looks great in a bikini!


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